The history behind “No Shave November” is shrouded in mystery. What are the origins of this strange phenomenon that causes CIU men to stop shaving their facial hair in November? One legend speaks of the majestic facial hair of “Chief Hairy Chin” whose marvelous mustache inspired our CIU ancestors to stop shaving. One investigative reporter dug up a story about a local goat herder whose stylish goatee inspired male students to abandon their razors in the 90’s. Rumor has it that some male students believe that the strength of Samson will come upon them if they refuse to shave their facial hair in November.
The origins of “No Shave November” are mysterious, but its influence is clear. Throughout the campus of CIU, male students are abandoning their razors during November. Their mustaches display their macho manliness. The beards of these CIU students would make an Amish man blush with shame.
These men face challenges. Will their chins itch? Yes! Will these men be accused of neglecting their personal hygiene? Yes! Will they face persecution and ridicule because of their haggard appearance? Yes! Will their families disown them at Thanksgiving? Possibly. But these men press on!
If you have a friend, family member, or colleague who has been influenced by “No Shave November” don’t weep with sorrow. Don’t mourn with sackcloth and ashes. Embrace the craziness.
-Aaron Sobey